How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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