You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
i now understand why vodka
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Randomize
