Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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