No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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