you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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