Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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