dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Your dad touched me again.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
This is my gift to your gina
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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