Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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