What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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