Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
We left the knife in your bed.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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