dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
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