I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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