if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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