singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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