How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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