at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I would fuck him just for his dog
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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