Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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