is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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