Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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