1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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