Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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