Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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