Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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