Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Are my feet made of real feet?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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