god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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