Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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