Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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