He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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