whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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