i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
NoShamevember. You game?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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