If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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