Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Randomize
