just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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