You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
