Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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