Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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