Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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