Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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