Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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