u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He did a backflip because drugs
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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