? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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