idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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