i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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