She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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