I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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