I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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