They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
