You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
The adults are the big ones right?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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