I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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