so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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