we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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